mental health crisis hotline now has voice mail...

Found the following on the title page of StreetSheet, a publication of the coalition on homelessness San Francisco since 1989. http://www.sf-homeless-coalition.org BTW: why is it, that all over the world publications like "Streetsheet" in San Francisco or "Augustin" in Vienna, Austria have more real content to read than most of the commercial so called "news"-papers? Hey, we are all a little crazy, aren't we? Thank you for holding on. If you are depressed, press 1. If you are schizophrenic, press 2. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder press 3 3 3 3 3 3 3. If you have multiple personality disorder, press 4 and 5. If you are a sex addict, press 69. If you are a gambling addict, press 7 come 11, 2 to 1. If you are paranoid, press any number, we already know all about you.