SMINTAIR allows smoking on flights and treats its customers like customers

Even though I am a non-smoker and I even hate the bad air on non-smoking flights, I like the idea of SMINTAIR: flights between Düsseldorf-International (DUS) and Tokyo (NRT), scheduled March 26th, 2007, where you are allowed to smoke. SMINTAIR will treat it's passengers like the guest of an international Grand Hotel. It is an obligation to SMINTAIR to bring back the exclusivity in flying encountered in the 1960s and dearly missed by so many. The classic ambience pared with today's technology will make flying SMINTAIR a unique experience. Presentations of luxurious goods with all due countenance, Telephone, TV, DVD, MP3, Internet, are just some of the many envisioned tools and aspects of in-flight entertainment.

By the way, did you know that the NAZIs also sported a huge Anti-Smoking campaign? Yes, they did and the one we experience now carries exactly the same insignia.

Another great idea from consumerist.com: "Now if only someone would open an airline that makes parents stuff their wailing infants in pet carriers and shove them in baggage".